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The Curse Factor: code quality control

You code like: someone who doesn’t know what code is

Syntax checking is useless. Runtime error checking is dead. Until now, you didn’t really know if your code sucked or not.

Using a complicated algorithm composed mainly of voodoo magic I stole off Google, this page can detect the level of code competency by filtering code input, regardless of language, country, or funny accent (discrimination is bad), checking for the presence of certain “flag phrases” — swear words. These are then processed and accumulated into a final score, which you’ll see at the top-right of the textarea.

Go ahead, try it! Paste in a sample of code, and it’ll tell you your curse factor.