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Fifty Shades of Grey: A Review

#8e8e8e
Nothing special, but overused.
#ccc
A lovely light read, a pleasure to look at.
#3c3c3c
Dark and mysterious.
#666
In the middle. Not too black, not too white.
#999
Plain and simple.
#111
8==D
#d0d0d0
Deader than a this.substr(0,4).replace(0, 'o');
#a5a5a5
Middle of the market. An alright experience.
#7b7b7b
Plain Jane.
#f5f5f5
Scarily white. Invisible, even.
#595959
No? Oh well.
#686868
Pretty much the same.
#c1c1c1
This is what Americans call "gray".
#979797
There are too many hex codes that just totally look the same.
#606060
Look at me.
#6d6d6d
And me.
#6a6a6a
You got bored by now.
#e8e8e8
Light, bright, and airy.
#919191
It’s grey. What else can I say?
#4b4b4b
Guess what colour this is?
#878787
Unsatisfactory, average, normal.
#aaa
Ah, "A", ey?
#585858
Red (if you happen to be a dog).
#5e5e5e
Slightly darker than the one above me.
#dadada
What happens after the books.
#131313
Seriously dark plot twist.
#fefefe
Filler text.
#555
Seriously, half of this is just filler text.
#727272
But absolutely everyone will read this.
#909090
Is it because of pr0ns?
#adadad
(.)(.)
#b7b7b7
Am I a millionaire yet?
#050505
Darker than the icy depths of Hell.
#030303
I lied. This one is darker than the icy depths of hell.
#c6c6c6
Overly phallic.
#b2b2b2
Weird joke I didn’t quite understand.
#777
I can’t wait for the video version.
#494949
And the same thing, one more time.
#d6d6d6
There’s a darker side to this
#888
Introverted. Or is it "inverted"?
#525252
Right in the middle. Not sure which way to lean.
#2c2c2c
Area 51, where they found the 51st shade of grey.
#515151
Exactly the same, because hex codes look the same.
#ddd
I usually settle for double D, but triple D will do.
#3e3e3e
It doesn’t matter if you’re black…
#b0b0b0
…or white.
#7e7e7e
Or grey, whatever.
#bbb
B-b-b-b-b-bright grey.
#b6b6b6
Probably stopped reading.
#f6f6f6
Oh well, I have your money. Your loss.