Fifty Shades of Grey: A Review

#8e8e8e

Nothing special, but overused.

#ccc

A lovely light read, a pleasure to look at.

#3c3c3c

Dark and mysterious.

#666

In the middle. Not too black, not too white.

#999

Plain and simple.

#111

8==D

#d0d0d0

Deader than a this.substr(0,4).replace(0, 'o');

#a5a5a5

Middle of the market. An alright experience.

#7b7b7b

Plain Jane.

#f5f5f5

Scarily white. Invisible, even.

#595959

No? Oh well.

#686868

Pretty much the same.

#c1c1c1

This is what Americans call "gray".

#979797

There are too many hex codes that just totally look the same.

#606060

Look at me.

#6d6d6d

And me.

#6a6a6a

You got bored by now.

#e8e8e8

Light, bright, and airy.

#919191

It’s grey. What else can I say?

#4b4b4b

Guess what colour this is?

#878787

Unsatisfactory, average, normal.

#aaa

Ah, "A", ey?

#585858

Red (if you happen to be a dog).

#5e5e5e

Slightly darker than the one above me.

#dadada

What happens after the books.

#131313

Seriously dark plot twist.

#fefefe

Filler text.

#555

Seriously, half of this is just filler text.

#727272

But absolutely everyone will read this.

#909090

Is it because of pr0ns?

#adadad

(.)(.)

#b7b7b7

Am I a millionaire yet?

#050505

Darker than the icy depths of Hell.

#030303

I lied. This one is darker than the icy depths of hell.

#c6c6c6

Overly phallic.

#b2b2b2

Weird joke I didn’t quite understand.

#777

I can’t wait for the video version.

#494949

And the same thing, one more time.

#d6d6d6

There’s a darker side to this

#888

Introverted. Or is it "inverted"?

#525252

Right in the middle. Not sure which way to lean.

#2c2c2c

Area 51, where they found the 51^st shade of grey.

#515151

Exactly the same, because hex codes look the same.

#ddd

I usually settle for double D, but triple D will do.

#3e3e3e

It doesn’t matter if you’re black…

#b0b0b0

…or white.

#7e7e7e

Or grey, whatever.

#bbb

B-b-b-b-b-bright grey.

#b6b6b6

Probably stopped reading.

#f6f6f6

Oh well, I have your money. Your loss.