Outrageous, yet vague claim.

Connect with friends you don’t like, take vintage photographs, read illiterately-authored comments, and much more. This is the app you’ve been waiting for.

It’s in my awkardly-positioned hand; it should be in yours.

Available on the crApp Store Free, but there’s a buttload of adverts

Platforms we don’t support

  1. Apple
  2. Android
  3. Windows Phone
  4. Blackberry
  5. Seriously?