Yutuzo!
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Outrageous, yet vague claim.
Connect with friends you don’t like, take vintage photographs, read illiterately-authored comments, and much more. This is the app you’ve been waiting for.
It’s in my awkardly-positioned hand; it should be in yours.
Available on the crApp Store Free, but there’s a buttload of adverts-
Scares off ghosts
The occult may or may not exist, but with our GhostBuster® technology, we can get rid of the ghosts in your closet.
Just call 555-2368 toll-free.
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Hipster-optimised
So, you’re sitting in Starbucks, having your Frappé-Latté (soy milk, no extra cream, venti), and your ludicrously chunky plastic-framed glasses need something to look at. No problem.
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Still in beta
Our product has taken 5 years, 25 employees and $50 million to build, yet somehow, it’s still not finished.
Crazy, huh? That’s how we roll.
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No global warming
Most phones get hotter in your hand. That’s because they don’t play rainmaking videos while you use the app.
Ours does, so when you use Yutuzo, you’re saving pandas.
Platforms we don’t support
Apple
Android
Windows Phone
Blackberry
Seriously?